Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman,
“Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied, “My husband’s check book!!”
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A prospective husband in a book store “Do you have a book
called ‘Husband – the Master of the House?’"
Sales girl: “Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!”
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Someone asked an old man: “Even after 70 years, you still call
your wife – darling, honey, luv. What’s the secret?"
Old man: “I forgot her name and I’m scared to ask her."
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Pharmacist to customer: “Sir, please understand, to buy an
anti-depression pill, you need a proper prescription.
Simply showing your marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not
enough!
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For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?
A man was granted two wishes by God.
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single
and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see
wonders happen.
The rest get married and wonder what happened!
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Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law,
Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with
one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means
is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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